Pooping Playthings (squashed ratio, contact me for the original file)

I met a couple who may be considering bringing me into their bed...

...with respect, here are some images for them. ^.^

Here's looking forward to getting to know them!

Bonus!

Za borrowed Brittany's evening wear...

This is new territory for me.

Za thought it was hot.

It is her opinion that I hold in the highest regard.

On with the photographs!

Now all I need is a corset, a wig, and some nair. ^.^

Bonus!

http://i.imgur.com/YJjMW.jpg

Well fuck, so I haven't updated this space since like the first post months ago. Dag.

I'm putting these images here, since the material doesn't seem to be suitable for deviantart, OR facebook. >.<

Yeah, so I managed to bleed my cock from the inside purely by accident. The round end of a tattoo needle's back end. The original plan was a brand somewhere (NOT the dick), but this happened instead. '='

I dunno if I should blow a load before I piss, I was all turned on after being stimulated in such a way... I'm thinking I need to make sure liquid will still flow through without a clot bloackage or something. <.<

Ok, check. ^.^ Not too sure urine is supposed to be this sweet, though. >.>

A visit to the friendly neighborhood physician is pretty fucking nigh, it seems. @.@b

Any old way, on to the images:

So far so goooooood ahhhhh yeahhhh....

OH FUCK WHAT

You know, I could have heated the end at this point and bloodbranded a spot. Damn. Hindsight or whatever...

And there you have it. Reminds me of a catheter. Perhaps this will teach me to be more gentle next time, MUCH later. o.O

Nails and noses

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVNePPTJYtg